Should I stay or should I go?

At the pool this evening, coach Kevin decides to introduce an entirely newfangled swimming stroke efficiency philosophy:

A
R
M

He told me what the acronym stood for but in my oxygen deprived condition I didn't remember, I know the first letter stands for "Anchor" but I think I already have that concept mastered. Swimming fast all the while being an anchor don't seem to be harmonious concepts.

Anyhoo

Coach said that the new philosophy will make me faster; but do I really want to invest the time necessary into it to make it work? I'm not a fast learner.

Maybe I'll take up an easier sport like drinking or collecting fridge magnets?

What could be better?

We go to our first triathlon and not only do we have a crazy blast of a good time, but we WIN.

I hope we can find some more mountains to climb.